ftw Russell Brand.

wtf Russell Brand?!

I just want acceptance, Ian. Why can't you just love me platonically forever?

Ian

buy me a car

12:28amMe

I can make you one from cardboard

12:28amIan

hmmm

can you give it a volkswagen vr6 engine?

12:29amMe

A cardboard one

12:29amIan

then I don't want it

12:29amMe

Fine

Whatevs

12:29amIan

if you can gimme a real one I'll love you forever

and ever

12:30amMe

Awh, can't my mere awesomeness be enough for you to love me forever and ever?

12:30amIan

nah

just for a few years

12:31amMe

le sigh

12:31amIan

lolo

12:32amMe

You cut me real deep, Ian

12:32amIan

I sowwy

12:32amMe

I'm so sure

Now I'm gonna have to shave my head and join the Hare Krishnas!

Are you fucking happy now?!

12:33amIan

no...

12:33amMe

Good! Live with the guilt!

And hope you never run into me in an airport

12:34amIan

lmao

12:38amIan

cranky but

butt

12:38amMe

nahhh. just a moody blogger

12:39amIan

lol

Fuck you, Ian. :D Let's be friends.